I laughed. Christopher and David then both came up to me. “Yo, Bils!” said David. “How you doing?”
“I’m fine, thanks!” I said, then to Christopher I said, “Hey Christopher, how are you doing?”
“I’m alright.” he said, but he looked very sad and was staring at the floor, scuffing his toes on the floor, like he
wasn’t alright.
“Are you sure?” I asked. “You look pretty sad.” I dropped my voice to a whisper and looked at Chris and David as if to say, “Don’t listen to this” - luckily, they picked up on what I was trying to tell them and they immediately looked away and got themselves involved in their own conversation. “Is it Tanya?”
(AN: Yes, our Tanya!)“Yeah, it is …” he said, looking up at me. He looked sadder than I had ever seen anyone. I couldn’t help putting my arm around him and we both sat down. He hugged me, and started to cry. “I don’t think she loves me anymore … she’s spending more time on that forum of hers than she is with me … when I try to talk to her, she either shushes me or ignores me.”
I hugged him back. “Come on Christopher, it’s OK, she’s just taken up with her work, that’s all. David has the same problem with Emily. Don’t panic about it … tell you what, shall I sign up on that forum and talk to them all?”
Christopher pulled away from our hug and looked at me, tears swimming in his eyes. “All? Don’t you think you should just talk to Tanya and Emily?”
“Well, to be honest …” And then I said something I don’t want to put in this book because if I do, every press reporter will be chasing me for months!
“Seriously?” said Christopher. “OK, I suppose you should … thanks Billie, you’re the best mate ever.” I smiled, then went and spoke to the other partiers.
*
“Billie, what on earth are you doing on a website about yourself?” said Amadu, looking away from Deal Or No Deal.
“Registering.” I said, which is exactly what I was doing.
Username: billiepiper
Password: *******
Password (again): *******
E-mail address: billiepiper-me@emailprovider.co.uk
E-mail address (again): billiepiper-me@emailprovider.co.uk
Hide e-mail: Yes
Birthday: September 22 1982
Show age: Yes
Security check: GJWAJRG
I agree
I activated my e-mail then changed my name to
Billie and went to the first board. I started a thread, and typed my title and message. I clicked post message, and then closed the window.
(AN: Wanna see the message? I've made an account just like that if you want to see! But if you reply to the thread, don't mention the fact it's a story, pretend it really is Billie and we're a band etcetera!)So Deep. What an amazing band! 7 members, all aged from 11 to 18. Yes, they did covers, but they were all amazing. I felt sorry for Chris, who was the only boy in the band.
Personally, I think that the best singer in the band was Party On The Phone. The best dancer … well, that HAD to be geek_chic. She was awesome … when they did a cover of Christina Milian’s AM to PM? That was the best street dancing I had ever seen! It was fabulous - though I think that She Wants You was a bit of a wannabe … oh what the hey, this is my book, I can say what I want - she is a BIG wannabe! I’ve seen her account on stardoll.com … she thinks she looks like
me! She definitely looks much more like Keira Knightly - the best lookalike in the band is going to be Party On The Phone. She looked so much like me, it’s hard to believe. OK, I’m exaggerating there. I’ve seen a couple of pics of her when she was younger (oh, the joys of annoying press when it’s not you!) and I swear, I thought they had the wrong picture.
I know I’m rambling here, but they’re so amazing … I’m going to make a list of them and comment on them!
Party On The PhoneBest singer, me lookalike (!), brilliant dancer, I love the dances she does with Chris.
geek_chicWhoa, she is the BEST dancer in the group. I swear, she is destined to win Strictly Come Dancing … she’s so nice aswell, David made a good choice on going out with her!
Walk Of LifeManager of the band - good one too. Quite good looking, very talented in everything she does.
ChrisPoor guy, he’s the only male in the group! But the plus side of that is he can dance and sing with whoever’s singing the song … my favourite one is with day and night doing a cover of my cover of Blondie’s
The Tide Is High. So great … also I like his duet with billieanddavidfan of S Club 7’s Don’t Stop Moving, and also with eureka on Black Eyed Peas’ Shut Up.
She Wants YouWhat can I say? Wannabe. Hey, that’s a Spice Girls song! *so tell me what you want, what you really really want …* Maybe I should have done a cover of that?
billieanddavidfanGreat singer and dancer, love her dancing to S Club 7’s Reach.
ALL OF ‘EM!I love them all - I’ve met them a few times, and they’re so nice! One of them smokes, but she’s still got an amazing voice. They’re always happy and laughing - I love it how they share the lead singing between them. They’re all so talented!!!
Any way, I should get back to the story of my life, rather than going on about my favourite band!