Post by Walk Of Life on Apr 21, 2006 18:16:15 GMT
Here are a couple of songs that Chris Moyals took the p**s out of ages ago, Ive just been listening to them, ;D
Heres the lyrics to them!
Heres the lyrics to them!
Billie - Guinness For Me (Honey to the Bee)
Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Get to the bar it's your round
Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Guinness for me
March 17th my favourite day
The only one where I go out to play
Down the pub with my mates drinking lots
It's really really good and then you eat some tiny tots
The sweets I get from my local shop
Before I go down my pub
I need something inside my stomach
Because I drink lots when I'm in the pub
I'm thinking about your creamy head
Lots of white bits on the top and black on the bottom
I can't wait to have you in my throat
And I'll drink you loads and loads and loads
I've been missing you
I should be slurping you
Guinness for me that sounds lovely
I like drinking it, it never makes me feel like (shit)
Guinness for me it sounds lovely
Guinness for me it sounds lovely
Guinness for me
Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Get to the bar it's your round
Ohhh .. Ohhh ... Ohhh .. Guinness for me
March 17th my favourite day
The only one where I go out to play
Down the pub with my mates drinking lots
It's really really good and then you eat some tiny tots
The sweets I get from my local shop
Before I go down my pub
I need something inside my stomach
Because I drink lots when I'm in the pub
I'm thinking about your creamy head
Lots of white bits on the top and black on the bottom
I can't wait to have you in my throat
And I'll drink you loads and loads and loads
I've been missing you
I should be slurping you
Guinness for me that sounds lovely
I like drinking it, it never makes me feel like (shit)
Guinness for me it sounds lovely
Guinness for me it sounds lovely
Guinness for me
Billie - She Wants Stew (she wants you)
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
Boy I really love my tea, I love to eat my food
I like it inside my tum
Feeling food go down my throat, it makes me feel quite rude
It makes me go yum yum
I feel my stomach itching when my mum is in the kitchen
She bakes .. great mince pies
I shove them in my tummy
They taste awfully very yummy, baby
But she bakes more than pies
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
She likes to make casserole (I know she wants, I know she wants stew)
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
Then we'll eat profiteroles (I know she wants, I know she wants stew)
Boy you think I'm crazy, you think stew is really dull
Not when my mum makes it
She puts in lots of meat and gravy and then she adds the sauce
It really is hot (sh)stuff
Mum is great at cooking and she's still very good looking
She's hot
Like her stew
Forget Delia Smith, she's not the best that's just a myth
Mum's food
Beats that Cordon Blue
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
She likes to make casserole (I know she wants, I know she wants stew) ohh!
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
Then we'll eat profiteroles (I know she wants, I know she wants stew)
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
I know she wants, I know she wants stew
Boy I really love my tea, I love to eat my food
I like it inside my tum
Feeling food go down my throat, it makes me feel quite rude
It makes me go yum yum
I feel my stomach itching when my mum is in the kitchen
She bakes .. great mince pies
I shove them in my tummy
They taste awfully very yummy, baby
But she bakes more than pies
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
She likes to make casserole (I know she wants, I know she wants stew)
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
Then we'll eat profiteroles (I know she wants, I know she wants stew)
Boy you think I'm crazy, you think stew is really dull
Not when my mum makes it
She puts in lots of meat and gravy and then she adds the sauce
It really is hot (sh)stuff
Mum is great at cooking and she's still very good looking
She's hot
Like her stew
Forget Delia Smith, she's not the best that's just a myth
Mum's food
Beats that Cordon Blue
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
She likes to make casserole (I know she wants, I know she wants stew) ohh!
I know she wants stew (she wants stew, she wants stew)
Then we'll eat profiteroles (I know she wants, I know she wants stew)